Blenchy’s Inner Monologue (During the Dragonfly–Hummer Incident)

Okay.
Okay okay okay.
This was not on the schedule.
Did I approve a Hummer?
I did not approve a Hummer.
I remember approving balloons. Eco-friendly ones. Why is there royalty?
Focus, Blenchy. Breathe. Count. One, two—why are the unicorns on the roof?
They’re… they’re dressed as Rajput soldiers.
They look fantastic. That’s a problem.
Oh no. The goodie bags. Those are from the Hypermarket. Those bags know people. We talked about controlled joy distribution. This is… enthusiastic joy.
Everyone’s smiling. That’s good. That’s very good.
But I didn’t brief the crowd on bowing. Why are people bowing?
Mr Dragonfly Head is waving. Calm wave. Balanced wave. He’s enjoying this. He said he wouldn’t enjoy it. He said “low-key.”
Low-key has left the building.
Do I stop this?
No. Don’t stop joy. Remember the training. Let it flow.
Someone just hugged a unicorn. The unicorn hugged back. That’s… growth.
Okay. Clipboard note:
“Next year: Plan for surprise generosity.”
Also…
That bag I’m holding?
It’s perfect.
I will ask no questions.
Smile, Blenchy.
You’re doing great.